Warning - very bad language and terrible humour.
Proper posts to follow, I promise.
On that note, last year my mother was diagnosed with breast cancer, she's OK now, but to celebrate this fact, my family are all running the Great North Run (biggest half marathon in the world) to raise money for Cancer Research UK, if any of the readers would care to make a little donation, it would be greatly appreciated, my justgiving page is: http://www.justgiving.com/a-gosling